Wednesday Whiskey
A Batched Based Whiskey Blend - Made For Every Day Moments
Inventory, availability, and locations vary.
Wednesday Whiskey is made from a select blend of the best whiskeys – that varies on a year to year basis.
Here is a whiskey you can savor every day.
Wednesday Whiskey
Make it through work today? You've earned a whiskey.
Take out the trash? You deserve a whiskey.
Why wait for a special occasion, when everyday is a triumph? Wednesday Whiskey is the perfect spirit for those days when you just need to celebrate the little things.
Batches 1 & 2 : *SOLD OUT*
Batch 3: (Utah, Colorado, & Available Online)
Limited while supplies last:
Nose: mint, frosted corn flakes, toasted oak, Indian summer
Palate: vanilla, pink peppercorn, candied apple
Finish: marmalade, toffee, clover, and leather
50 reasons to have A Wednesday Whiskey
- Paid the mortgage — or at least glanced at it? You deserve a whiskey.
- Survived another Zoom that could’ve been an email? You deserve a whiskey.
- Actually folded the fitted sheet (or balled it up with dignity)? You deserve a whiskey.
- Didn’t scream when your inbox hit “1,000+”? You deserve a whiskey.
- Remembered all your passwords… after the third try? You deserve a whiskey.
- Sat through the PTA meeting without live-tweeting? You deserve a whiskey.
- Kept the plants mostly alive this week? You deserve a whiskey.
- Made eye contact with your in-laws and didn’t combust? You deserve a whiskey.
- Ate a salad and didn’t brag about it? You deserve a whiskey.
- Said “fine” when the barista spelled your name creative-modern, not correct? You deserve a whiskey.
- Put on pants with buttons—on purpose? You deserve a whiskey.
- Didn’t text your ex at 2 a.m. (this time)? You deserve a whiskey.
- Refilled the ice-cube tray instead of the universe doing it? You deserve a whiskey.
- Watched one episode instead of the whole season? You deserve a whiskey.
- Your phone screen time dropped 3 minutes—progress! You deserve a whiskey.
- Didn’t throttle the guy who says “synergy” unironically? You deserve a whiskey.
- Mocked daylight saving time but still got up? You deserve a whiskey.
- Picked the slow checkout line and kept your zen? You deserve a whiskey.
- Remembered the reusable bags—once. You deserve a whiskey.
- Said “no” to one more committee? You deserve a whiskey.
- You opened the gym app—exercise enough. You deserve a whiskey.
- Located a matching pair of socks on the first try? You deserve a whiskey.
- Updated your printer driver without sacrificial chanting? You deserve a whiskey.
- Let someone merge without honking? Halo granted; whiskey deserved.
- You didn’t Google your symptoms—medical miracle! You deserve a whiskey.
- Chose not to comment on that post. Legendary restraint: whiskey.
- Read a whole article before the comments? You deserve a whiskey.
- Replied “per my last email” only twice? You deserve a whiskey.
- Remembered trash day before the truck thundered past? You deserve a whiskey.
- Listened to hold music without plotting overthrow? You deserve a whiskey.
- Taught your parents tech support and lived? You deserve a whiskey.
- Resisted the impulse buy in the checkout aisle? (Mostly.) Whiskey time.
- Said “I’m fine” and almost meant it? You deserve a whiskey.
- Let the dog out and back in again? You deserve a whiskey.
- Took the stairs—once, accidentally? You deserve a whiskey.
- Didn’t correct someone’s “your/you’re”? Saintly. Have a whiskey.
- You budgeted… thoughts. Good enough; whiskey.
- Held the door for a stranger who noticed? You deserve a whiskey.
- Survived Monday. (That’s it. That’s the tweet.) Whiskey.
- Recycled that pizza box… eventually. You deserve a whiskey.
- Deleted 100 emails sight-unseen? Digital detox: whiskey.
- Walked past the snack aisle—twice—then turned around? You still deserve a whiskey.
- Said “I’m going to bed early” and shut the laptop at 11:59? Whiskey earned.
- Fixed one typo before hitting send? Pulitzer! Whiskey.
- Didn’t buy crypto today. Sensible choice—celebrate with whiskey.
- Remembered your coworker’s kid’s name. MVP: whiskey.
- Averted a group chat meltdown with a meme? Diplomat status—whiskey.
- You balanced the checkbook (or googled how). Reward: whiskey.
- Had a big idea and wrote it down before it fled? You deserve a whiskey.
- Read this far without rolling your eyes? Definitely, gloriously, you deserve a Wednesday Whiskey.
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Distillery Tours
You are welcome to stop by and tour the distillery, try some of our crafted spirits, and learn more about the art of Whiskey and Rum tastings. See how things are made, and have a Dram.
